The Brocyclists

Questions:
Are you going to the grocery store? If so, where do you plan on holding the groceries?
Are you going to a social engagement? If so, do you park the crotch rocket a block away and act like you walked? 
Where's your helmet?
If there was one seat on the bus, would you both sit on it?
Does Man #2 ever get to be little spoon? If not, does this cause friction in your relationship? And if so, how?
Do you prefer to not wear helmets so you can tell people that you ride a bicycle? 
Do you ever think that dying is a better alternative than driving a motorcycle in a tank top? 
Is Man #2 jealous when Man #1 wears back packs?
Are you joined at the Vespa?
Where do you buy your shirts?
Are you aware you're wearing jean shorts?
Is this the first time this has happened?
Do you boys share the same toilet in your duo trips to the boys room?
When you ride in a car, do you both ride shot gun?
Were you born as co-dependents or did that develop during college?
Did you know that people who skateboard look less ridiculous than you do?
Do you ever plan on engaging in socially normal behavior?
When you're at a stop light, do you both put your feet down?
Do you cry yourself to sleep?
Will you be grumpier old men?


Please respond, always yours, AndiNiki.