A Citizen's Arrest is the forcible detaining of an individual suspected of having committed a crime by a person who is not a police or otherwise certified law enforcement officer. I understand my rights to apprehend a perpetrator (take a picture) and read them their rights (upload it to the world wide web) in order to restore justice to humanity. See someone who needs their Miranda rights read to them? Send them to imakecitizensarrests@gmail.com.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Sonic the Assless Chap Hog
After accompanying his mother to the public restroom until puberty and spending 16 consecutive Halloweens of dressing as "Donnie and Marie", Alice couldn't understand why she didn't have grand children yet.
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