Ladies. I get it. Sometimes you don’t want to be bothered. Sometimes you want to sip Pinot Grigio and watch a string of Diane Keaton movies and forget that men exist. In that case, don’t put your hair in a wet pony braid, dress like a German engineer and go to a bar! Do everyone a favor and stay at home, put on your fat pants, organize your tampons, and eat a brick of cheese for dinner. Don’t force people to awkwardly order their drinks around you and your carry-on. Shame on you, ma’am.

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